Funny 7de Laan Fans

Q: Did you hear about the 7de Laan fan who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it until she's fourteen.

Q: What's the difference between a farmer and a 7de Laan fan?
A: The farmer raises livestock. The 7de Laan fan gets emotionally involved.

Q: What is a 7de Laan fan's most popular pick up line?
A: Nice tooth!

Q: What is a 7de Laan fan's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."