My 7de Laan Site


Thursday, February 02, 2006

You might be a fan of 7de Laan if...

Seeing these were so "popular" the previous time around, here is a few more...

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you burn your front lawn rather than mow it.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if the SPCA's dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.


  • The jokes in this post was inspired by the Jeff Foxworthy routine.