A: She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
Q: What's the difference between a farmer and a 7de Laan fan?
A: The farmer raises livestock. The 7de Laan fan gets emotionally involved.
Q: What is a 7de Laan fan's most popular pick up line?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: What is a 7de Laan fan's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."