My 7de Laan Site


Saturday, June 09, 2007

7de Laan, The Ultimate Fans!

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Benoni.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your province's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if if you can burp and say your name at the same time

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you carried a fishing pole into Two Oceans Aquarium.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you hooked up with your present boyfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the ladies' room in the mall.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

  • The jokes in this post was inspired by the Jeff Foxworthy routine.

    Tuesday, October 10, 2006

    Funny 7de Laan Fans

    Q: Did you hear about the 7de Laan fan who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
    A: She can't touch it until she's fourteen.

    Q: What's the difference between a farmer and a 7de Laan fan?
    A: The farmer raises livestock. The 7de Laan fan gets emotionally involved.

    Q: What is a 7de Laan fan's most popular pick up line?
    A: Nice tooth!

    Q: What is a 7de Laan fan's defense in court?
    A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

    Tuesday, September 26, 2006

    7de Laan Trolled

    I just recieved this great anti 7de Laan link form Anonymous in one of the comments:

    http://www.jeeva.net/2007/06/18/7de-laan-troll/

    This just made my week!

    Tuesday, July 11, 2006

    Captain 7de Laan !

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    "Captain 7de Laan - Ruining Television is a Full Time Job!"

    Sunday, July 09, 2006

    Are You a Fan of 7de Laan ?

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your stoep collapses and four dogs get killed.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your Matric Farewell had a creche.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you've ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front door.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you've ever taken reading material into an airplane's restroom.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you vacuum your bed sheets instead of washing them.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you think paprika is a Third World country.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a 5 litre container.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you honestly think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.


  • The jokes in this post was inspired by the Jeff Foxworthy routine.

    Thursday, June 01, 2006

    More 7de Laan Fans

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    "Proud Fans of 7de Laan!"

    Monday, May 08, 2006

    I See 7de Laan Fans...

  • You might be a fan of Sewende Laan if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

  • You might be a fan of Sewende Laan if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

  • You might be a fan of Sewende Laan if you can burp and say your name at the same time.

  • You might be a fan of Sewende Laan if you carried a fishing pole into the Aquarium.

  • You might be a fan of Sewende Laan if you hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens room.

  • You might be a fan of Sewende Laan if your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.


  • The jokes in this post was inspired by the Jeff Foxworthy routine.

    Friday, April 28, 2006

    7de Laan Fun

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    I hate 7de Laan. Thank you to Appel for sending us the link to this 7de Traan Video.

    Let's hope that the average 7de Laan fan will be able to figure out how You Tube works!

    Saturday, April 15, 2006

    Are you a fan of 7de Laan ?

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your dog is your alarm clock.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, Ferarri red and primer gray.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you only bathe when it rains.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you have ever written a check for less than a R10.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.

  • You might be a fan of 7de Laan if you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
  • Tuesday, March 07, 2006

    7de Laan

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