My 7de Laan Site


Sunday, January 22, 2006

Are you a fan of 7de Laan?

  • You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE", you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If you can get dog hair from out of your belly button, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If the value of your car goes up and down depending on how much petrol it has in it, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture on your front lawn, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If you've been to a funeral and there were more break-down trucks than cars, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If you ever used a toilet brush as a back "scratcher" , you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If your parents met at a family reunion, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!", you might be a fan of 7de Laan.

  • If your coffee table used to be a cable spool, you might be a fan of 7de Laan.


  • The jokes in this post was inspired by the Jeff Foxworthy routine.

    15 Comments:

    • I are very upset that you would be insulting my most favourite show. I would die b4 they take the show off the air. I nerver want it to end.

      My favourite actor is Hildajie she is the prettiest women i are ever seeing.

      People need to know that it is a good clean show with high moral values. And so what if my parents are meeting at a family reunion.

      By Blogger Hermoine, at 12:10 PM  

    • shame you really need to correct your diction, you come across as an idiot

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:04 PM  

    • ag guys please

      i love 7 de laan, i love the guys
      i know the guys ive seen'em they're
      cool, friendly and have great personalities on and off stage.
      you cant help but love them all.
      love you guys
      great fan of yours

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:33 PM  

    • Lets just say, some of us are suckers for punishment, it's like looking at a naked hobo, you know you mustn't, but you look nonetheless. All of you who claim to hate the show, surely you have watched a few times too many, 7de laan only provides the bile in your mouth effect once you have viewed it a few times.A few examples that leave me in tears of pain:
      1. You can leave a shop unattended to either go for a coffee or to the boutique or to run to the flats because there was just a robbery etc etc
      2. Everyone knows everything about everyone else
      3. Francois("ou krok") has been replaced by Zinzi
      4.Felicity cant design.
      5.Marco is and will never be hot.Ever.
      6.Charmaine cant handle her disobediant child.
      7.Vanessa's airbag ass
      8.Hilda dingetjie hartjie serpie soet suur kombinasie.
      9.Oubaas - the doos is always hungry
      10. Paula, here is another saying for you: Faut p├ęter dans l'eau pour faire des bulles
      11. Connie - get over it, no model can be that fat, but then again, anything is possible in 7de Laan
      12.The club is out.Yesterday
      13.O'Malleys is a has-been, old fossil drinking hole
      14. Cherry on Top is the Cherry on top
      15. T&T: need I elaborate
      16. Dezi:seems the blindness unveiled a PA/Psychologist/Panic Button Effect on her
      17. Jan Hendrik - does anyone remember how he almost cheated on Dezi with Erika and then has the audacity to flip his lid when Dezi sees Theeuns. Drop the act,the asshole, the checked shirts and the vests.
      18. Tokkie and Inge - will someone please call Child Welfare - sick, sick, sick - bed you father kinda shit
      19. Sonja - Miss Bloem, Miss Kovsie, Miss Psycho - you give all the Free Staters a bad, bad name.
      20. Neef Gert and "Carolus" - GET A ROOM PLEASE, reminds me of Gert van Rooyen and his "Little Girls"
      21. Aggie: the bigger the plastic hoops, the dumber the thoughts
      22. Tannie Schoeman: Dressed up, maltese poodle with shit stuck on her ass hair. Bet she stinks like cat piss in real life.
      23. Old people: Take your banners and shove them where the suppositories go.
      24. Somebody dies - let's party
      25. Somebody leaves - let's party
      26. No new faces, everyone has had a ride with everyone
      27. Swannie's Butchery: bet they sell horse meat marinated in Diesel
      28. Daleen: you can take the girl out of the Cape, but you can never take the Cape out of the girl
      29. Mandla: writes for an Afrikaans aper, but cant speak 2 fluent sentences in the language
      30. Bring Sandra back, we need entertainment
      31. Sandra drop Carlos, porras are no good girl, he has just squandered all your money
      32. Christelle: cant paint
      33. Zac: Not hot
      34. Maria is the shit
      35. And we leave the best for last: Matrone: will somebody lock the conniving bitch up in a dark cell on a forgotten island please

      By Blogger CouchCommando, at 1:46 PM  

    • I have the greatest pink toilet brush that I love to use as a back scratcher. Ok really now this is best blog I've come accross in ages. Love it! Ethel Bonkworthy

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:37 PM  

    • ai you really do like this show. otherwise you would not have taken the time creating this blog.
      its fun reading your nagging on the blog, keep it up. 7 de laan rocks. hahahahahhahha :)

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:04 PM  

    • omigosh.... u got somethin up ur ass!!! 7de Laan is a wholesame, fun, light-hearted show that no other international show could ever replace... That needs no justification.... It's excellent. All those things that you HATE are a part of what makes 7delaan so lekka! Get a life, and switch to MNET if u're so sour...

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:44 PM  

    • Hello,
      Can somebody tell me the name of the actor who playes GERT in 7 de Laan?
      Thanks,
      Graham.

      By Blogger Graham, at 2:57 PM  

    • 7 DE LAAN HAS LOST A LOT SINCE DEZI. SHE WAS THE HEART OF THE SOAPIE. AND WHAT ABOUT GEORGIE-BOY? HE WAS THE SEXIEST GUY THERE. THEY SHOULD TAKE TIPS FROM AMERICAN SOAPIES LIKE DAYS OF OUR LIVES AND BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL WHEN IT COMES TO EXCITEMENT. COME ON 7 DE LAAN! TURN UP THE HEAT!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:11 PM  

    • You people sure know a lot about 7de Laan even though you "hate it". Seems as though you hate that you love it...

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:32 AM  

    • @ Anonymous at 7:11 PM, YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER I AGREE WITH YOU 11O%.7DE LAAN HAS LOST A WHOLE LOT SINCE DEZI(ELMA POSTMA)LEFT THE SHOW.TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST WITH YOU, I CAN'T EVEN STAND TO WATCH THAT SHOW ANYMORE.SHE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS 'HOLDING THE SHOW TOGETHER'.SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WORTH WATCHING.NOW THE ACTING IS JUST WOODEN!!IT'S NOT 7DE LAAN ANYMORE, LET'S JUST HOPE THAT SABC2 SAVES US FROM OUR MISERY BY DOING US A HUGE FAVOUR BY CANCELLING IT!!! S.O.S!!!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:53 PM  

    • 7DE LAAN IS AWEAOME EXEPT FOR THE STORY THAT TAKES SO LONG TO GET TO THE POINT.LIKE THE DONAVAN STORY AND TERRYS THING.MATRONE HAS TO DISAPEAR AND NEVER COME BACK HILDA HAVE TO WIN ALL THE COMPETITIONS...

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:07 PM  

    • 7de laan sucks. it takes ages to come to a point and is very "langdradig". I like paula but she has to get over this calender thing an altus must make a move. anyway its soooooooo boring and binnelanders beats it by far.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:10 PM  

    • 7de laan has to stay only afrikaans like its suposed to be

      By Anonymous rene kruger & sisters, at 8:14 PM  

    • The Flooze are a pain in my bud. She seems as if she does not care about others. She and Paula are ment to be togheter. The way thy do not care about others feelings. Thy don't have manners and young people see and think it is right to do so. The only good thing is that Paula are know stuk with the Flooze....

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:53 PM  

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